Scotty Doesn’t Know Aboot the Whack Quack Attack


Yesterday, Sue, from Ducks Daily, wrote about Anaheim’s early season struggles.  Near the end, she mentions that it might be time to bring Scott Niedermayer back. Well, here’s what I say to that:

Scotty doesn’t know that Getzlaf and Teemu
Are losing games every Monday through Sunday.
They tell him they can win but the PP doesn’t go
The coach is on his knees and Scotty doesn’t know!

Oh Scotty doesn’t know!
So Don’t Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know!
Scotty doesn’t know!
So Don’t Tell Scotty!

Bobby Ryan says he’s out scoring,
But the waterfowl lose and are boring…

Because Scotty doesn’t know!
Scotty doesn’t know! (X3)
So don’t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know!

Don’t tell Scotty!

I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While the season is already self combusting.
The GM’s got him on the phone,
And he’s trying not to groan.
It’s another bad year and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn’t know!(X3)
So don’t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know!(X3)

We’ll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn’t know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It’s so cool when the Ducks were on top!

Scotty doesn’t know!(X4)

Scotty doesn’t know!
Scotty won’t know!
Scotty doesn’t know!
Scotty’s gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn’t know!


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