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I can’t even begin to count how many times I hear my Americano hockey friends complain about how bad Versus and NBC are and how they know nothing about hockey. They point towards Hockey Night in Canada, CBC’s pinnacle Saturday Night Special on everything hockey. Back in the old times, HNIC was up to the times. Great commentators, serving up the best games on the start of the weekend.
The best thing I love about HNIC is the intro videos. They’re always weird, quirky, and enticing, but they always make a point. Here is, in my opinion, the best one to date, from Linda Ortega’s “Stumble and Fall” before Game Five of the Senators- Penguins series in the playoffs:
However, things have changed in the land of Canadian Hockey. Gone are the times of CBC domination, now TSN and Rogers Sportsnet control most NHL games. Although Sportsnet has work to do, TSN stole the theme song from HNIC and now has used it to perfection. The Pearl Jam version is an example, as clean as a baby. Great stuff there from Toronto. Gone are the days of “utter” domination of Toronto Maple Leafs hockey. Now, the only teams they can beat lie below the sun belt. Yet, CBC still hires guys who don’t know a clue about players not wearing the blue and white, and that includes long-time play-by-play Bob Cole.
Don’t get me wrong, Toronto is the biggest market in the NHL, and the Leafs have to have the better chunk of games on CBC since they are the most popular hockey team in the world. But the fact that they simply outnumber games shown including the Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, and Ottawa Senators is just ridiculous. The main network shouldn’t always be showing Toronto games, it should be more spread around. Give the Leafs the most, but not the double.
Hockey Night in Canada also needs to hire actual smart guys. Keep Don Cherry, he’s still someone to watch on Saturday nights. Get rid of old farts such as Glenn Healy and Mike Milbury. Both make no sense at times, especially Milbury who really shouldn’t be talking against other General Managers if he did the worst job possible with the New York Islanders. Healy was never a good goalie, and stop his Sidney Crosby dick-sucking on the air.
One final change that needs to be made is to change the format of “The Hotstove”. This is my favourite part of HNIC, but the idea is being ruined by the main guys. All past season, most of the talk was on the Phoenix Coyotes, Phoenix Coyotes, Phoenix Coyotes. Just stop it! The ‘Yotes are a great team, don’t overshadow that with their ownership problems. And most importantly, bring back Al Strachan. He and Pierre LeBrun were an amazing duo, dishing out the best rumours out there. And when it’s from those two, you know it’s real.
Hey, I’m not saying they should be perfect, because nobody is. But at least make an effort to improve. There’s a bigger market there, now take advantage of it!
Tags: Calgary Flames, Canada, Edmonton Oilers, Glenn Healy, Hockey Night in Canada, Introductions, Lindi Ortega, Mike Milbury, Montreal Canadiens, Ottawa Senators, pittsburgh penguins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Vancouver Canucks




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